Anglermaid bar drama.
(The merfolk are back! Sorry for the unexpected hiatus, guys!)
The grossest thing.
The perils of being a pregnant sea-stallion. Boundaries, guys…boundaries…
Puffermaid Balloon Rides.
The Mermit Crab.
Seahorsemaid Paternity Tests.
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
The dapper Benedict Sea Cucumberbatch
(Inspired by this Comic Con weekend)
John: *gropes Sherlocks knee*
Benedict Cumberbatch arrives at Comic Con on July 24, 2014 in San Diego, California.
The Yule Ball is first and foremost …
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
dude looks fuckin terrified